Garbage Bread

1 . Stage

Preheat oven to 425° and line a medium baking sheet with parchment paper.

2 . Stage

Heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add bacon and cook until golden and crisp, 6 to 8 minutes. Remove bacon from pan and place on a paper towel–lined plate. Drain all but about 1 tablespoon bacon fat.

3 . Stage

Return pan to heat and add onion. Cook, stirring occasionally, until onion is soft, about 6 minutes. Add garlic and cook until fragrant, 1 minute more.

4 . Stage

Add ground beef and cook, breaking up meat with a wooden spoon, until no longer pink, about 6 minutes. Drain fat, then add Worcestershire sauce and season with salt and pepper. Stir in sliced green onions and 1/2 cup cheese.

5 . Stage

Roll pizza dough out onto prepared baking sheet. Spread meat mixture all over pizza dough, leaving a 1" border around the edge. Top with remaining cheese and cooked bacon, then tightly roll long side to long side. Gather excess dough at ends and tuck under bread. Mix melted butter and parsley in a small bowl and brush all over bread. Bake until bread is golden, 15 to 18 minutes. Let cool 10 minutes before slicing.

6 . Stage

Meanwhile, make dipping sauce: In a medium bowl, whisk together mayo, ketchup, mustard, and relish.

7 . Stage

Serve bread sliced with dipping sauce.